Girl, you're (physically) amazing, just the way you are!

I'M BACK!  If you're reading this, that means you survived my hiatus, too!
That's right, my computer's fixed, my printer/scanner's working great and I got a new picture editing software (well, an update anyway).
I'm going back to my Monday, Wednesday, Friday update schedule.  Please tell your friends about this place if you like it, so I can restore your faith in my being able to update.

NOTE:  Today's (Wenesday's) comic will be a little late.

You Butt

They then proceeded to say cutesy couple-ish things...
Though to be honest, I'm pretty happy for those too, there a cute couple in the way that they're occasionally not cute at all (like this comic).  And yes, I am accustomed to being a third wheel to them, it really doesn't bother anyone, unless I'm feeling lonely.

Love is in the air and none Of IT's FOR ME!

The Fear in Me

This one's kind of personal I guess, and-  Ah shoot!  I just realized I totally ripped off this comic from Negative Space.  Maybe you don't read Negative Space, but the artist who writes them reads mine occasionally.  I'M SORRY MICHAEL!
But anyhow, I'll do my best to be less insecure regarding the topic of this comic, even if women are terrifying.

Cheater Strip: Melissa 'n McKell

This here's a guest strip from my new friend Melissa which includes here roomate (and also my friend) McKell... THAT'S RIGHT!  I KNOW HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS

KINDA

SORTA...

Well, this was a true story anyhow.

The dating scene

This here ain't reality TV!
And did you miss Daniel?  He hasn't been in a comic lately, but there he is!  Tada!  He also repeatedly says he's going to make me a guest strip, which I'm hopeful for because with vacation coming up I don't know how consistent I'll be!
ALSO don't forget that I get nearly NO views on this place except every once in awhile.  So recommend me to your friends if you like it and to your enemies if you don't.... Did I make that joke before?  Shoot!

Scary

I... uhh... I don't have caligynephobia...
really.

Ukulele

OH MY GOSH!!!!
I drew my own face in a way that made me want to punch it MANY TIMES!!!!


        This is based on my experience with my ukulele.  I brought to college thinking I'd have my own little cool, novel thing and that it'd be a point of interest.  I came and found out that nearly EVERY GUY thought the exact same thing.  Needless to say, I didn't want to look like just another ukulele guy, so I put it up and ignored it for a few months with the exception of a few private practices.  I only just started playing again...

Also, it looks like I'm getting slightly better at drawing women.

Bad Idea #76

Look at this guy.  He doesn't deserve this.  He made a simple mistake, which he's probably already suffering from and now he's in trouble with this possibly insecure girl who probably won't listen later to his reasoning that he did love her and that he couldn't express it because he'd made a topical soothing agent error.  Seriously, he's having a bad day that's about to get worse.  He'll probably want to talk to her latter when he gets his mouth functioning, to explain what was going on.  He's hoping they'll both get a laugh out of it, but she'll probably not even answer her phone because she immediately jumped to the conclusion that he wouldn't talk, not that he couldn't.
They'll break up, he'll go into depression for awhile then maybe develop a drinking problem.
Ah man!

Huh, that's the first time I've drawn a woman with any measure of success.
(Also, I apologize for the lateness of this strip, my internet was buggy this morning.)

Ballroom Nightmare

My ballroom dance class has this problem.  

The only mercy is that we didn't choose permanent partners until much after the first few weeks, so guys were left out in turn.  However now that we're getting close to a final, some girl has to double up with the guy who got left out.  Guess which sad schmuck that was? >:(

Unexpected

         That's no one I know.  He's fictional.  However, I am familiar with the idea that goes behind this strip and I imagine there are others of you out there who are as well.  I won't do many strips (or I'll try not to) regarding the savage world of relationships or love since I really don't interact with that world very much at all anymore and this comic is generally just snippets of my life that I find humorous and hopefully you do to.  I might possibly have this unnamed character on a few more times if I want to illustrate my often less the warm-and-cuddly thoughts about this kind of thing.  Maybe not though...

Phew!  That was a long blog thingy!