PUNCHED

Pillows are ok to punch any time, no worries.
The Eiffel Tower would probably hurt my hand a lot...
A Pumpkin would be fun if it was a bit soft so that it exploded (Also a bit gross.)
Punching my laptop would give me five seconds of pleasure for weeks of regret.
Jack the Pumpkin King would P0wn me afterwards...
Punching a baby penguin is the ultimate form of rage.  I'm not there so I would feel TERRIBLE if I did.
Facebook always deserves to be punched a bit.
If I punched someone successful, I would profusely apologize right after and explain that he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.  And ten points to your house if you can tell who the successful person is!